Well this thing has moved along. My builders are long off the job and doing other stuff for me.
We got the rubber roof on. This was a remarkably stressful endeavour. The rubber was maybe 50 sqm. We lifted it onto the roof with the infamous teleporter. It then blew off. It transpires that you do not need much wind when you have a "sail" of this size. The trees in the background give you an idea of the idiocy of our actions.
I reached for the jerry can to burn the whole place down. With the rubber roof going up in flames, it would probably have levelled this place quite effectively and also filled the sky with a suitably forboding black plume of smoke. But my builder had a better idea. Why not risk the lives of his henchman and my wife by getting them to sit on it to stop it blowing off ? Genius. What is the worst that could have happened ? He could have kept the unpaid labourer's money and I could have got a new wife. Game on...
With the henchman and my wife sat on the half rolled rubber at the top of the roof and me frantically putting paving stones on the unfurled rubber to stop it blowing the chaos ensued.
What we learnt was that rubber roofs are great. For flat roofs. My roof is not flat. What happens is that the rubber stretches under the weight of the roofer (whereas on a flat roof he would just compress it). SO when you remove your weight, the rubber gathers up like Norah Batty's stockings. But we were now fully pregnant with this one so had to keep on going.
As the glue went off it was possible for us to add to the madness by climbing up with paint stripping guns to heat the rubber, reactivate the glue and then roll it flat with metal rollers.
The finished result is not perfect, but is more than good enough. This technique really saved the day.
The guttering and flashings went up smoothly ...
The final product does look good. But only time will tell as in the summer this will all expand - so it really is a case of wait and see
I then got the inside plastered, this is the pocket door which seems to be working out OK ...
I now have a dehumidifier in there drying everything out. I am in no rush to get the floor screeded as the concrete raft foundation will actually be entombed in plastic. So I see no downside in being patient here and giving everything longer to dry out fully.
I really like ecotile floors. I first saw this product in gyms way back when ....
https://www.ecotileflooring.com/product/
The standard tile is 7mm thick and is aimed at industrial premises.
I have this stuff in my workshop and gym. It is ferociously expensive at around £30 per sqm + VAT. BUT if you keep going back to the website the company periodically has a batch that it is selling for £10 per sqm + VAT. So I have bought on this basis in the past.
These rubber tiles offer loads of benefits ...
- Soft underfoot. Family members have had joint replacements so were sensitive to such things. These guys never liked the quarry tiles at my house for example. So I try to avoid hard floors like ceramics now.
- Easy to clean
- Thermal insulation
- Noise insulation
- Robust
- Dead easy to fit
- If you ruin one you can easily replace it
- IMHO, look great
The website only had one discounted product this time. This 6mm range in blue. These ones look like 0.5m by 0.5m tiles, but are made of hard rubber and have hidden joints. My wife was delighted as she gets tired of dark coloured stuff ...
So I ordered a load immediately as these things do not hang about.
That evening the company contacted me. It apologised saying that it had received two simultaneous web orders. So it offered to make up my blue order with another colour. OR pick any tile from the website in 6mm or 7mm ranges but at the discounted cost.
Now that is what I call customer service and is in stark contrast to the experience I had from the hardie plank suppliers and others during this build who operate on the "all customers are cheating, lying b@stards that do not pay their bills" methodology
The tiles arrived this morning and look superb. Like slate but so much easier to handle and more forgiving if you drop stuff on them. So I got the colour I wanted and 'er indoors had no grounds for complaint.
Crazy eyed Bella has added that these tiles will also help keep her bum warm ...