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[Marvello]

This is all giving me a banging haddock.

 

[Jib]

You're clearly all fishing for more puns, I won't be lured in

 

[RetroHeed]

Watch out for the mods closing this down. Calamari be watching, oh wait its Calimori.

 

[Judderman]

There was a fight in our local chippy last night - several fish got battered (the old ones are the best)

 

[steve brum]

it's all just a load of pollocks

 

[steve brum]

Removed

 

[J85M]

Here’s a tip which I tried last week.

Large chips- pretty big, if you can’t eat them all- wrap back up in paper, put in plastic bag, put in freezer.

Next time you want chips, bit of fry lite and air fryer- takes 10minutes! It is like they were fresh out the chippy. Couldn’t believe it when my mate told me… but he’s spot on!

Disclaimer:
I have plain chips - not sure what they would taste like if has salt and vinegar on them when frozen.

Give it a go

When you can buy a new topper but can’t spring for a new bag of fresh chips it’s time to get help

 

[Asiapinball]

For cod's sake can't the mods close this down.

 

[Paul]

I so should close this thread... Am just excited as to where it's going next.....

 

[Alpha1]

Someone should make a venomised Fish Tales topper.

 

[Wayne J]

What's the MRSP for the topper for Venom?

 

[Gonzo]

I so should close this thread... Am just excited as to where it's going next.....

Don't close it Paul, everyone is having a whale of a time.

 

[Judderman]

Don't close it Paul, everyone is having a whale of a time.

If you don't like fish, there's something the batter with you.

 

[PennilessImp749]

In an arcade by the sea, where the lights were a-glow,
A fish and dolphin teamed up, their skills did show.
With flippers and fins, they played without a frown,
In the world of pinball, they never let the ball down!

 

[JT.]

Could be worse, son‘s friend filmed this in Swansea this morning

Jesus, that was like a suicide attempt!

 

[Dave Bishop]

When you can buy a new topper but can’t spring for a new bag of fresh chips it’s time to get help

hey… times are tough .. i know a few very well off people.. they get richer by getting tighter…

But that’s another thread..

This is well and truly de-railed.

 

[Chaggers]

I so should close this thread... Am just excited as to where it's going next.....

You should paul your only creating a rod for your own back

 

[James]

You’ve got to eel for the community here, not being able to offer discounts… It’s a slippery one for sure.

What else can we say?

 

[Arv]

For heaven's hake.

 

[VeeMonroe]

This is well and truly de-railed.

Well, that’s just what you fin-k

For others, it’s going swimmingly

 

[Dave Bishop]

When you can buy a new topper but can’t spring for a new bag of fresh chips it’s time to get help

I was a fisherman, but had quit because my net income wasn’t high enough to buy these toppers.

 

[VeeMonroe]

I was a fisherman, but had quit because my net income wasn’t high enough to buy these toppers.

You should’ve got a line from the bank…

 

[Gonzo]

I've got some space left it the mancave, but at these crazy prices I'll never be able to fillet.

 

[Dave Bishop]

You should paul your only creating a rod for your own back

Didn’t you mean “Cod for your own back” @Chaggers

 

[Marvello]

This is well and truly de-railed.

More like descaled.

 

[RetroHeed]

Never mind Venom, If anyone happens to see a special offer on a Bond Pro let minnow.

 

[Ashbo]

Until NIB prices drop further , I'm not gudgeon

 

[Bigr1ch]

Never mind Venom, If anyone happens to see a special offer on a Bond Pro let minnow.

Me too please. Would love to save a few squid on Bond.

 

[JT.]

This isn't the time or the plaice for fish puns folks.

 

[M4carp]

So funny, don’t get me started on fish jokes.