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The romantic idea of owning a pub is a nice one. In reality it is a LOT harder than you think. I have a day job so don't actually 'work' at mine but seem to spend most of my other time sorting out issues, staff, suppliers etc etc. It's very very time consuming. That said I've been looking for another one in London now for some time so fill with pinball machines but the balance of location, rent, rates, wages, tax, VAT etc etc is a hard one.

If you need any advice, give me a shout. I'm more than willing to help.
+1 to all of the above. The problem is space = money, and to have a row of pins = removing several tables that could generate much more than the pins income wise, so finding the right location with the right layout at the right price is proving difficult up in Edinburgh I can tell you that! Many pop-ups take spaces just to fold 2 months later (a pop up is a failed permanent installation in my view, unless its a Halloween costume shop). PP&PPPPP....
 
Hi thought I would finally chime in now I have photographic evidence (I have been waiting for my sister to scan a copy for me).
We have been on the run from the Australian police for nearly 20 years :rofl:.
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Just kidding of course, I was snapped when in a local bank enquiring about changing 5 thousand US dollars. My sister just happened to be with me.
At the moment of time I was away from home for long periods working on the QE2 cruise ship as a chef. I was paid in US dollars hence me asking about the exchange rate.
Little did I know at the time, before I had arrived back in the country a serious robbery had taken place and a large number of US notes had been stolen.

I think the Agatha Christie wannabe teller at the bank thought she had solved the mystery. It probably happened around the time I said "5 thousand US dollars to her". Once I had said that, she hesitated and excitedly repeated "FIVE THOUSAND!?!".

It wasn't until the following morning when I was alerted by friends and family that I realised my sister and I were famous for all the wrong reasons.
 
Many years ago I was a scriptwriter for TV shows like Three of a Kind and OTT. The one of mine that people seem to remember was the glowing kid in the ready-brek advert on Not the Nine O'clock News.
Did you create my favourite sketch on OTT? "The Balloon Dance". Lol
 
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No, they were three guys who did the dance as part of their act. I think Tarrant found them at the Edinburgh Festival. Went down a storm with the studio audience!
 
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I was in the Hacienda in Manchester with my ex and she said 'Fergal Sharkey is behind you' I turned round and looked this fella up and down and shouted top note at him 'Is it f**k'.....it was.

I was in Manchester in 96 the day of the IRA bomb, and exited the arndale via the glass bridge that was above the Van that the bomb was in. We were in Kendals when the bomb went off (about a block away) and the flex of the building made the floor in the middle of the store raise and lower what seemed about a couple of feet !
 
Back in my zookeeper days Damian hurst has a house next to the zoo (which is what blurs country house song was about). He had /has a sound studio there and quite often had pop stars down. Saw jarvice cocker one day and when we questioned him he denied it was him despite looking and sounding like him no one normal was still wearing crushed velvet suits lol. Also saw that nob head Robby Williams in one of the villiage pubs during his bloated ****ed up ahole stage
 
That Manchester tale reminds me of a similar near miss: I lived in Taiwan in 97-99 in a big commune house above a western goods shop called The Box Store because of all the boxes of American and European foodstuffs. The place always had people coming and going, was one of the hubs for Westerners in Kaohsiung, frequented by all sorts of colourful and dastardly characters from gold and drug smugglers to addicts to hippies to those running away to find themselves; I suppose I was one of the latter. Happy days mostly, I had a cheap but huge room with a rented computer where I'd discovered the internet, I worked a little but drank and smoked loads, I played pinball every day in a local arcade above a supermarket, learned a little Chinese, had a crazy girlfriend, and taught myself to ride my first bike, a 2 stroke Yamaha 125 that burned as much oil as it did petrol. No bike helmets back in those days so we all rode about drunk after buying pills from the Russian sailors who came to the port looking for poontang.

Anyway after 18 months I'd saved enough for my plan to slowly travel home overland over the next year or so, so I sold my bike for the $25 I'd paid for it to the next guy, collected my savings and left for the airport to Phnom Penh. The next three months was spent happily travelling lazily through Cambodia, Vietnam and Laos, and I'd just spent a fantastic week travelling by small boat upriver without any electricity or other English speakers, when I arrived exhausted in northern Laos, ready to collect my visa for overland travel into China. I logged into my hotmail account in an Internet cafe in Vientiane to find two horrible scary emails on a day I'll never forget - one was telling me to come straight home as my mum was dying, the other one was from my old friends in the Box Store to tell me that a few hours after I'd left, some crazy pyromaniac just released from jail had set fire to the house that night, in the stairwell. Most of my friends escaped by leaping over the fire down the staircase or climbing onto the roof on the outside of the building, but two never made it out, and were killed from smoke inhalation. They later caught the arsonist who had been outside watching the flames consume the building with a rapt and distant look on his face. If I'd still been in my room, I was a goner too, as the location (next door to Donna and Carlos) was too far from any escape routes in this warren of an old wooden building. I dodged a bullet that night. RIP Donna and Carlos, both in their 20s.
 
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