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NLP disease warning!

Had a nasty bout of septicaemia once. Nearly died, yada yada yada. Some hozzy peeps sorted me out, so i could let you all know in this forum years later.
 
Keep this classy talk going! ;)


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My wife bought me a new set of pants recently. Previously, for 20 years plus I have worn black underwear only - mainly to hide skid-marks - well, what sins they hide!!! I went for a shower just this week wearing a pair of the new sky blue trunks she'd bought me, and as I walked past the full length mirror, beneath the shadow of my moobs and beer belly, I spotted not just one, but two sweaty patches either side of my nuts on the inside of my legs :eek: Now, most men would be revolted by this, I understand, however some sort of primeval evolutionary factor compelled me to actually slip my hands inside my 'trunks' and give them a good strong scratch. It felt good. but you know what I did next? Zero washing, zero anti-bacterial wash. I gave my hand a good sniff:( Smelt good too, manly. I didn't lick them, although I was tempted, but also, so far, have been OK health wise. Phew :thumbs:
 
Can we fund some sort of kick-starter for some new jeans and a belt?
 
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