This is long but the following conversation took place around 3pm this afternoon.
K= me
P=the pr*t on the phone
K answering phone Hello
P your name Ken
K yes
P got yr number off a guy who says you repair pinballs
K that’s right, what is it.
P it’s a pinball machine
K ok but is it an EM or a SS
P Neither I just told you it’s a pinball didn’t I
K Does it have displays
P no
K so it’s an EM then and I can’t repair it
P why not it’s a pinball
K cos I know nothing about EM’s
P a pinballs a pinball innit
K no it’s not. Em’s are electro mechanical and I know nothing about them
P the guy said you mended them
K yes solid state machines.
P it’s not a solid state machine it’s a pinball
At this point I’m seriously thinking of washing some pots whilst I leave him on hold.
K. Ok what’s yr machine called
P Harlem globe trotters
K but that’s a solid state game and you said it didn’t have displays.
P it don’t have displays.
K are they missing
P are wot missing
K the displays
P no
K but you said it didn’t have displays
P it don’t have nuffink as it’s not workin
K so when you switch it on what happens
P. Nuffink
K nothing at all?
P some lights come on
K can you open the backbox for me
P no
K why not
P don’t have any keys
K ok
P wots it gonna cost to get it goin again
K depends what’s wrong but I doubt it will be cheap.
P more than £25
K yes a lot more
P f*k it I’ll find someone cheaper.
At this point the gentleman ended the call.
K= me
P=the pr*t on the phone
K answering phone Hello
P your name Ken
K yes
P got yr number off a guy who says you repair pinballs
K that’s right, what is it.
P it’s a pinball machine
K ok but is it an EM or a SS
P Neither I just told you it’s a pinball didn’t I
K Does it have displays
P no
K so it’s an EM then and I can’t repair it
P why not it’s a pinball
K cos I know nothing about EM’s
P a pinballs a pinball innit
K no it’s not. Em’s are electro mechanical and I know nothing about them
P the guy said you mended them
K yes solid state machines.
P it’s not a solid state machine it’s a pinball
At this point I’m seriously thinking of washing some pots whilst I leave him on hold.
K. Ok what’s yr machine called
P Harlem globe trotters
K but that’s a solid state game and you said it didn’t have displays.
P it don’t have displays.
K are they missing
P are wot missing
K the displays
P no
K but you said it didn’t have displays
P it don’t have nuffink as it’s not workin
K so when you switch it on what happens
P. Nuffink
K nothing at all?
P some lights come on
K can you open the backbox for me
P no
K why not
P don’t have any keys
K ok
P wots it gonna cost to get it goin again
K depends what’s wrong but I doubt it will be cheap.
P more than £25
K yes a lot more
P f*k it I’ll find someone cheaper.
At this point the gentleman ended the call.