This is a golfing affliction of course but it seems to be contagious.
Usually, "the yips" take the form of jerking the putt to one side or pushing the putt to the other due to a sudden jerkiness or spasm of the hands during the stroke. It's usually felt by the golfer as a nerve-tingling experience in which he or she feels unable to be steady over the ball, particularly in the hands or wrists.
Maybe I'm being a bit dramatic but yesterday I was in very good form, hitting all of the ramps and getting multiballs at will. Today however I couldn't hit s donkey's bum with a ukulele.
Something in between me going to sleep and having breakfast has robbed me of my hand-eye coordination. Maybe my morning brew was spiked with kryptonite or someone has sabotaged the flippers with a coating of marmalade?
Whatever is going on ain't good. I'm a spent force, yesterdays man and a lame duck.
Yours sincerely
A truly awful pinball player
Usually, "the yips" take the form of jerking the putt to one side or pushing the putt to the other due to a sudden jerkiness or spasm of the hands during the stroke. It's usually felt by the golfer as a nerve-tingling experience in which he or she feels unable to be steady over the ball, particularly in the hands or wrists.
Maybe I'm being a bit dramatic but yesterday I was in very good form, hitting all of the ramps and getting multiballs at will. Today however I couldn't hit s donkey's bum with a ukulele.
Something in between me going to sleep and having breakfast has robbed me of my hand-eye coordination. Maybe my morning brew was spiked with kryptonite or someone has sabotaged the flippers with a coating of marmalade?
Whatever is going on ain't good. I'm a spent force, yesterdays man and a lame duck.
Yours sincerely
A truly awful pinball player