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The NSFW “only post after midnight” thread
- Thread starter cooldan
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I watched a documentary that had them in, the split drop they end with ruins hips & backs, quite a lot of them have mobility issues from age 30 onwards
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And there’s nothing wrong with that
What people do in the confines of their own bedroom is up to them - "It's Sadomagichism!"
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I just bought an Andy Capp off ebay for delivery in 10 hours time. I love being an adult and having no wife. I wanted to do stupid things like this all the time when I was a kid or under the thumb, and now I can just do it on a whim and nobody to ask.
Classic!!!
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Only the rules of gravity.
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It’s gotta be about midnight surely.
I just thought I’d share this lovely picture displayed here. It has a haunting quality about it that I can’t quite put my finger on. Those barn proportions are spot on
I just thought I’d share this lovely picture displayed here. It has a haunting quality about it that I can’t quite put my finger on. Those barn proportions are spot on
Bit premature isn't it
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Just imagine opening those barn doors and kapow!
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this contains bad language but is otherwise excellent (if you like Steve Coogan)
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Me again. It’s midnight somewhere in Europe.
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Should I or shouldn’t I?
Hmmm. Life decisions
Hmmm. Life decisions
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Well, I finally landed a much needed job today after a drawn out process, so I’m feeling chipper and a bit risqué . What can I post? Hmmm 
Not much really from my bed, all my good stuff is on the laptop.
A ROFLbrothel, ASCItubgirl, and a mild Phoebe Cates 90s throwback cultural film reference is all I have to offer.
Not much really from my bed, all my good stuff is on the laptop.A ROFLbrothel, ASCItubgirl, and a mild Phoebe Cates 90s throwback cultural film reference is all I have to offer.
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Congrats Dan!
(Nothing like a good ROFLcopter
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(Nothing like a good ROFLcopter
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Hey! Where’s Phoebe gone?
Too much fibre by the sounds of it.
I’m guessing it wasn’t a still from Gremlins…
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no, it was her getting her ti_ts out in slow motion from the red bikini top
If you dont understand why i removed it then theres potentially the issue.....
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Now then what have I got?
/browses gifs that I have on phone (sadly only a tiny minority of my vast gif collection) for something inappropriate
Ah yes, this will have to do for now
Don’t worry pinformers, tomorrow I shall email myself a hundred or so dodgy gifs so I can use them on my phone while in bed drinking before sleep.
/browses gifs that I have on phone (sadly only a tiny minority of my vast gif collection) for something inappropriate
Ah yes, this will have to do for now
Don’t worry pinformers, tomorrow I shall email myself a hundred or so dodgy gifs so I can use them on my phone while in bed drinking before sleep.
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You see, the donkey’s penis became erect while looking at the human female’s mostly-exposed buttocks and pelvic area. It used to happen to me all the time too, before I got old and useless like a dried up old husk.
The trigger in the donkey’s brain (initiated by the visual stimulus) caused a parasympathetic ie. inherent, unconscious though still brain-controlled reaction in his pelvic blood distribution, causing increased flow to the corpus cavernosum and glans penis, leading to his unexpected erection. I suspect he thought he was about to get lucky.
I definitely need to remember to email myself a crapload of NSFW gifs that I can post from my phone