Sodding cat….

[johnwhitfield]

Had to move a few games around today and air out the back room.

First up I discovered that I’d made a rookie mistake and left my drill case open the night before and the Cat had decided to turn it into some form of hot tub/whirlpool with a nice layer of cat **** at the bottom . Classy. Not a great start.

Next up I decided to brave the pretty minging corner of the room. Despite all attempts to stop him one of the little buggers has been going there again. It’s literally 1m from his cat flap.

Didn’t quite envisage the extent of the damage he’d caused thought. The whole foot of my TAF is gone. Not corroded but literally gone.

WTF where the hell is the metal foot? How acidic is cat ****? Does it react with metal?

Bloody cat is 13 years old and despite having no teeth left seems determined to hang round for a few more years to reap further havoc

I’m convinced he’s doing it deliberately.

 

[HomerRamone]

Perhaps the cat is a spy sent in by one of the Anti-TAF fellas

 

[strobey]

Has Neil been round?

 

[johnwhitfield]

Pretty sure Neil’s hatred of TAF hasn’t lead to him ****ing on it but I guess you never know. Might explain the turd in the Munster’s cash box

 

[JT.]

My cat's going through a phase of ****ting everywhere except in her litter tray - her favourite spot is under the TV in the lounge, so we bought an extra tray and put it there, We were away over the weekend, so was expecting turds everywhere when we got back, but she'd actually used it!!!

However, the dog, who'd been dropped off after her weekend away at my parents-in-law's, had randomly decided to take a crap in the middle of the lounge floor. And gone upstairs and ****ed on the bedroom carpet too. ffs

 

[kevlar]

After reading this thread I think we need some new standard descriptions when selling machines, you know on top of HUO, smoke free home etc...cat and dog **** and **** free home

 

[johnwhitfield]

I’m pretty certain the Avatar you bought from me came with enough ginger cat hair to weave a rug with

 

[kevlar]

I’m pretty certain the Avatar you bought from me came with enough ginger cat hair to weave a rug with

It did, I wore it as a wig for a while.

 

[PAX]

The dog did this to his bed.
He sleeps in the same room as the pins.
I live in fear

 

[johnwhitfield]

Nooooo. The dog is the good one. She’s not allowed to get in on the destructive cycle. . How long did it take your dog to do that?

 

[PAX]

I'd describe it as a 'players condition' sofa
He did it over a couple of weeks. Hates soft things so pins may be safe