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Signs that I've become an obsessive nerd.....

johnwhitfield

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Erm, taking restock of my life at the moment and was wondering if I've let things get away from me a bit with this hobby.



Came up with a list of things that might not be considered normal to non pinheads. Anyone else admit to any of the following?



1) Knowing who Brian Protheroe is, not because of his music but because that bloody single always comes up on ebay searches

2) Being caught watching footage of people in the US showing off machines in their basement on You Tube and debating telling the wife that it was hard core porn as that seemed more socially acceptable.

3) Realising that the furniture in my games room was taking up valuable pin space and chucking it out before wondering how to explain that we no longer had an office/family room.

4) Shaking head at sky high ebay prices but then being unable to resist trying to launch into a discussion about them with my wife despite knowing that she has zero interest in the subject matter (this is almost a daily occurrence)

5) Looking at pics on ebay not because I want the machine but to try and work out the other machines are in the background from the little snippets you can see.

6) Going as far as to get a builder in to quote for an extension so as to squeeze a few more pins in (managed to resist going through with this but then redesigned the kitchen purely to make entry more pin friendly)

7) Arranging for new machines to be delivered before my wife gets home from work and somehow making myself believe that she won't notice I've snuck another one in.



So is this normal and are there any other signs I should be looking for?
 
I can admit to a few of them but I am still at the early stages of this addiction. With any addict, it is the family that suffers and I don't think it is fair for us to not consider their needs too. To make it up to my girlfriend, I will buy the next pinball machine for her.
 
My other half thinks i'm obsessed with both pinball and black ops/MW3, pinball i will agress takes up a lot of money and room in the house but obsessed with a computer game???

Sometimes she threatens to leave but she won't get far, i've put a claymore by the front door and a sentry gun on the patio!!
 
Adrian Hufton' date=' post: 1694808 said:
Sometimes she threatens to leave but she won't get far, i've put a claymore by the front door and a sentry gun on the patio!!



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Other signs ...



Finding bulbs/screws/nuts etc in every pocket ...or rattling around the washing machine.



Having to pause and think hard when people ask how many pins you have, and then you still forget one/some.



Booking a holiday/flights then immediately doing an internet search to see if there are any pinball bars/arcades in the vicinity.



Sprinting to the front door when you hear the postman in case those parts have turned up early. They haven't.



Jointly buying machines/or pretending to with a fellow pinhead so you can each say it belongs to the other if the good lady wives start asking questions. This of course is fraught with danger once a few drinks have been had and no one can get the story straight and you're rumbled.
 
Checking Stern Facebook page to see if X-men video out yet.



Wife always saying that there is yet another box arrived.



Taking to wife about whether to keep a pin or get another while she is looking for the nearest door:D
 
I was watching an old episode of Dallas from 1982 the other day. First time round it was all about Victoria Principal. This time I was looking at the really wide door frames at their home & thinking how easy it would be to get a pin through.
 
Perhaps this is familiar:

"Do you fancy a long weekend in Germany/France/Netherlands/<insert_random_EU_destination>, this place looks really nice...?"

"What pinball event is it?"



But you know you're winning when you missus can hear some game music and tell you what machine it's from.
 
bartron' date=' post: 1694806 said:
buying a car on the basis, it can fit a pin in the back.

stan





Done that - that's why I have a Honda Jazz - even fits a pin 2k in it:eek:
 
johnwhitfield' date=' post: 1694802 said:
Erm, taking restock of my life at the moment and was wondering if I've let things get away from me a bit with this hobby.



Came up with a list of things that might not be considered normal to non pinheads. Anyone else admit to any of the following?



1) Knowing who Brian Protheroe is, not because of his music but because that bloody single always comes up on ebay searches

2) Being caught watching footage of people in the US showing off machines in their basement on You Tube and debating telling the wife that it was hard core porn as that seemed more socially acceptable.

3) Realising that the furniture in my games room was taking up valuable pin space and chucking it out before wondering how to explain that we no longer had an office/family room.

4) Shaking head at sky high ebay prices but then being unable to resist trying to launch into a discussion about them with my wife despite knowing that she has zero interest in the subject matter (this is almost a daily occurrence)

5) Looking at pics on ebay not because I want the machine but to try and work out the other machines are in the background from the little snippets you can see.

6) Going as far as to get a builder in to quote for an extension so as to squeeze a few more pins in (managed to resist going through with this but then redesigned the kitchen purely to make entry more pin friendly)

7) Arranging for new machines to be delivered before my wife gets home from work and somehow making myself believe that she won't notice I've snuck another one in.



So is this normal and are there any other signs I should be looking for?





Oh god all 7 tho 2,6 and 7 are variations thereof
 
GrizZ' date=' post: 1694811 said:
Other signs ...



Finding bulbs/screws/nuts etc in every pocket ...or rattling around the washing machine.



Having to pause and think hard when people ask how many pins you have, and then you still forget one/some.

Booking a holiday/flights then immediately doing an internet search to see if there are any pinball bars/arcades in the vicinity.



Sprinting to the front door when you hear the postman in case those parts have turned up early. They haven't.





The three above,sadly ,yes
 
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