Pinball Molestation

[Calimori]

I am hearing nasty rumours that some people are molesting other peoples pinball machines whilst the machines are in care.
We all know that a little nudging is acceptable, so is a little stroking but some pictures indicate a level of interaction that is beyond casual contact and is certainly sexual. Who knows what kind of issues and problems the machine could gain from such contact. Some of these machines have lived a hard life in arcades, gone without love and attention and so are vulnerable to the advances of someone who should be respected in the community. :nono:
I can see a Jimmy-gate scandal opening up on this one....:gossip:

 

[mufcmufc]

You southern boys definitely have weird ideas about "loving" pinball machines

 

[Calimori]

Are you claiming to be innocent of an incident in your care establishment? I am hoping a full inquiry is being conducted.

 

[Sgt GrizZ]

Animals ! Enough is enough. Clearly these beasts are totally out of control now and must be stopped :fear: Hunt them down with crossbows , make an example of them

:eyebrows: ..... :bolt:

 

[Paul]

Animals ! Enough is enough. Clearly these beasts are totally out of control now and must be stopped :fear: Hunt them down with crossbows , make an example of them

:eyebrows: ..... :bolt:

Hmm... I actually LOL'd at that

 

[cooldan]

So those weren't your bum cheeks then, Ive, wrapped around the shooter rod of my Rollergames in Nick's care?

 

[Sgt GrizZ]

That is a very serious allegation soldier .....:gossip: ...Sgt GrizZ has a 'crack team' on the case

 

[Calimori]

There is another perpetrator being hunted down. Some say it is a member of the royal family but not Harry this time. Others are saying that is it a tv personality whilst others are indicating it is a barber or something. The pinball police are looking for witnesses, as much to offer them counselling as to get further leads.

 

[bartron]

pictures please eep:

 

[ronsplooter]

as much to offer them counselling

I need counselling after what I witnessed that night :scared:

 

[cooldan]

pictures please eep:

i have two pictures, but they're not family viewing