So what should you fire at water skiers now?
We live in a legal, scapegoat and consumer world where the stupid need to be protected and assisted.....reminded that coffee is hot, chainsaws should not be stopped with your hands, cars in your mirror may be nearer than you think, a packet of cashew nuts may contain nuts, the serving suggestion picture on a bag of new potatoes is in a bowl... really, I was going to chuck the f*c*ers at the wall, someone who I don't know or care about wants to be my friend by randomly sending me emails, cold callers who, after the twentieth time of being told to f**k off still call me about a marketing poll that they can stick up their a** se.... and most sadly my company who has implemented such a strict firewall policy that half my customers emails go missing...the only thing I regularly get now are viruses as they are the only things smart enough to get round the network...I can identify them immediately as they are the only emails in my inbox...... the world has really gone to pot over the last 10 years