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I mean seriously, a tiny spaceship can fly 9.5 billion km to Pluto and yet Dan does not own a pinball machine which may as well be made of breasts. I just don't understand this crazy world sometimes <swigs beer>
If there was a pinball machine that was literally made of breasts then I would be interested. With areolas and nipples for the flipper buttons. The apron on BW may be a décolletage. The SDTM shot may be the cleavage muncher. The DMD may even make me wanna go motorboat on it.
But Baywatch, while I appreciate the gameplay and artwork and the shot layout (this game has about 30 shots to aim at from about 8 flippers, agree or GrizZ, sorry Sgt GrizZ will make you look at his shotmap again) simply doesn't have the beans to make me come crawling back for more.